K if u notice i havent blogged for a long time, it's not cos life suddenly became so interesting and can actually capture ur fellow impulse orientated Jalkan's attention... it's jus cos i m busily sianz... Wah all those Congress nonsense is finally catching up on me... Oh pls like i can understand wad the world is perfect gas conditions?! IF I DUN EVEN TAKE MECHANICS!!!!!!!! And all those heat crap... U noe i dun take Mechanics for a reason leh!!!
Yar if u havent figure it out yet... it's cos i m too sianz tat once again, i m able to overcome my laziness to on the Central in the first place... and since this is totally RANDOM pls be prepared to take non stop crap... If u cant pls take some medications to prevent heart attack first... oh yar keep some depressants nearby so to prevent ur valuable Central from being smashed to bits from frustration... it hurts the Central... i dun reali care bout ur hand anyway...If u want arsenic... the more the merrier.
Wah it's 4 months since i got attached to this whale of a Congress.. i mean i started off depending on fate on which Congress shld i go.. I mean ur blog master finds piece in Assault Command...oh pls lol 4 yrs of pple i noe... Then somehow i ended up here... might as well paint it red. Wah then again it's like 4 months and woah wad happened the number of pple involved in Princess nonsense rose drastically... cos of high elasticity... an increase in demand (note.. i dunno wad nonsense i m sprouting idun take ways of merchant anyway) and yes all those ladies to be haf their lords and those Jalkans, their unfortunate princesses.... (and for ur info... I M INDEED talking bout u haha... ) but then again.. i haf nothing to say haha... JUS TAT WAH!!!!! I ENJOY BEING SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo..... took me quite long to realised tat..haha
Then again i realised i m those kind of pple tat cant reali commit to anything... if i m seriously not into tat thing... There are onli countable times whereby i m indeed committed jus dun consider i spent 17 yrs as a Knight in training Haha... i m jus too happy go lucky... I mean like Life's jus toooooooooo short to be wasted mourning... maybe it's jus tat i m a bit irresponsible... but u jus haf to see to wad or who... then again i may be too dense or daft to realised it haha i mean like k i m seriously slow on update of stuffs... haha so i m usually the last few to noe bout gossips within the Congress haha
Anyway 4 months... and my mini Order is dying... Not bad, someone whom i forgot who prophesied tat Orders usually die by Operation Overhaul... cos of the sianness and stuffs related. But i usually say tat it's the pple who die.. and i m not too sure. i mean like to talk u need a topic. I once told someone tat there are like millions and one things to talk abt... there's no way there's no convo topic. I meean like being such a happy go lucky one ( IRMS.. haha) i dun reali see the need to find things to talk. i jus CRAP.. pple who noe me most prob noe tat alreadi.. but as i m writing non stop and mass zhaming any random thing... Yar so stating the obvious...
Council... alive... kicking more active than my Order.. doesnt sound convincing. It doesnt sound convincing to me even. Yar usually my order is the more on one.. haha.. Everybody's changing and i dun feel the same... haiz self pitying again haha... dunno y it strikes me like i actually mimic some manga scroll character.. hmm i dunno haha anyway today first Council play we watched... if u dun count the fact tat onli like less than 1/4 of my Council is present... Wad nonsense... talk bout unity HAH.. Then again u cant reali blame anyone from being stone.. it's like.. his/her prob......
DUN NOE... dun care
Wah.. notice how many times i m wahing.. but tat's not the pt. The pt is tat Phyllia decided to go on a war wif it's neighbouring states, Central Taelsit... Wah and the entire Congress is mobilsed into war... Where's the peace and quiet in the world nowadays.. Wah in my times arh ... wait i m onli like in this line for 17 odd years.. a bit the nothing to say. Anyway the predined siege of Central Taelsit is after 1 major vacation from Congress nonsense.. FINALLY. 1 month away. Wah a rest much needed... but then again without Order nonsense... maybe not as fun anymore.. haiz the order feels so detached everyday... even though the morning meeting at the rectangular table is 110% attendence.. but maybe it's cos of tat tat everyone started talking to the pple they noe... and some even worse pple jus DUN COME ANYMORE... haiz... or come to slp like our fellow cannonball player. So Order meetings are like seperate grps of pple gathering at the same place... sad case
Haiz dunno how much haf i craapped anyway.. decide to go slp liao... recently been slping quite late over at base camp... dunno y... maybe cos...I CANT SLP!?? %##W%$^ a bit the DUH...
K i dun think anyone will read this exceptionally long and totally out of pt random thingy... if u actually do... then either u haf nothing more meaningful in ur life... or jus tat u are dumb enough to follow my rantings through
Hope me and my Elizabeth survive......
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Sunday, April 24, 2005
WAAAAAHH.....
Insights to Life... Ladies from Magic Gunner Squad back in Knight Acad are always those unfortunate few tat fall prey to the word 'guillible' (Note.. it's a sweeping statement yes i noe... pls dun feel insulted... even though it was meant to be one)
As u can alreadi see from the slightly contradicting verse above... ur blog master was in a rather dazed state when he dragged himself to the tat Central jus to blog this gay msg.....Say thank u all faithful fans out there... *ahem*
Waaahh... when can life return to normal... Jus when i thought campaigning against tat gay serpent is over and once again everything starts all over again... then swordsman's captain elections... then the gay SPArrings.... then the Public Work service.. and it's graded... coming first up wif Private Investigation of some peasant murder case in some rural town... and i m to investigate....
Woohoo... finally some Council unity... pls negate the fact it's alreadi April and we met and formed in some time like.... January after the first Operation and the vacation from the O Level Monster... Abt tme.. maybe cos we haf more guys now... and more pple in the buffer zone between Merchant Studies and Advaced Symbology... FINALLY
Life certainly waits for no man...
Hope me and Elizabeth can survive... like we did so far
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Wednesday, April 20, 2005
The Camapign thus draws to a close........
Insights to Life...If onli life was as simple as black and white....
Abt time all these crap ended... Man the whole campaigning nonsense against the black serpent had seriously destroyed everything... including my reputation if there's any in the 1st place haha... But boy was it fun... (if u can consider such daunting task fun...) haha... it's sorta once in a lifetime kinda thingy... unless u wanna be in a Paladin next time... which is once again another story... (Phyllia's administration board under the King is seriously kinda GAY... Very soon, it's gonna be hierahical system... then monarchy most likely) Back to the topic... Yar... the pt is rushing across Phylia, SPArring Alchemy during the trip, going a all niter thinking of strategies... mass burning those emblems of loyalty (k jus kidding)... learning the proper technique in cannonballing (K out of pt..) pissing those Knight mentors off... posing to be stone statues.. and cardboard muscular ones too...
Yar so wif fod memories... it all ended... wif the humilation of the speech towing behing too... WIF an ending almost predicted... Haha i didnt get into the Commission... haha... Call it fate or God's will haha.... Maybe i m destined for greater things.. HAHA YEAH!!!!
Disappointed... Maybe... GAY CRAP!? How can i lose to CY in badminton #%@*# Wad nonsense is this.. i cannot allow this.... Oh yeah.. back to commission... nvm.. it doesnt sound half tat bad to be a Jalkan in the first place... and i dun reali noe if i can handle the massive work load... if i count those daily spearing practices into play tat is... and occasionally kenna dragged into some weird concert.. (rite... Choir?!)
And tat gay black serpent? Well... it's still alive... i guess no one reali pass anyway after all... maybe can wait for those Jalkans next yr to clean up the mess... then we can see all those campaigning crap once again.. Maybe some grp may set themselves on fire...cos they r too Hot?!
Hope me and my Elizabeth survive.. if we can tat is...
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005
The Campaign's gaying onwards....
Insights to Life...In order to prove his love for her, he scaled the greatest mountain, swan the deepest ocean, crossed the widest desert... but she left him... he's never at home.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHthe serpent.....CRAP!!! The Serpent is more gay than i thought... and to slay it in front of millions of peasants?! NO WAY!!! GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY..... who in the right mind would adopt a ladder strategy anyway!? Climbing a ladder just to chop off the serpent head... yah... see if i dun get fried... and i m the one climbing...YAH I m so glad i did something like that... if carrying the ladder to the cave and all around Phyllia wasnt enough...
And i got fried by the serpent. Wad worse can it get....
Hope i can survive...and Elizabeth too... haha... WOOHOO Pyro man!!!!!!
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Monday, April 11, 2005
The Campaign drags on....
Insights to Life... I haf to admit.. i may such like some faggoty philosopher during this section... but bare wif me.. i m merely trying to understand the complexity and the unfairness of it all...based on all the ever so little experiences of ur fellow blog master... so here comes this entry's
Zhong yu liao jie ai hui gu dan...... (koped from some famous song.. i betcha noe it alreadi...)
Just when u thoguht the worse was over when the campaign finally kicked off... wif all ur strategies u spent the whole night whacking off.. in ur head... onli to find out pple are going more extreme... Banners parading the team marching to the serpent's cave is jus .... the tip of the iceberg. Emblems of loyalty, gayifed clips... tagz...ribbons...even tissue paper?! Jus when we thought toothpicks will cause controversy...jus imagine.
Those fanciful craaps aside, parading to the serpent cave is jus a chore i will never do EVER AGAIN... PLS LOL!!!!!! Wad the all those villagers staring at u as though u r some caged homosexual specimen.. 'hey arent u the guy on the cardboard...." WADEVER......
Wah... there's still the speech to pull through...
Hope me and my Elizaabeth survive....
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Saturday, April 09, 2005
The Campagin Continues...
Insights to Life...When trouble occurs... it doesnt matter whose RIGHT... but who's LEFT to clear the mess...
As the campaign expedition against the black serpent draws closer... the more impatient and agaitated i get... not cos it's a nerve wrecking thingy (which i mentioned in the earlier entry) but we didnt get anything SOLID done... WAH went to me fren's base camp again todae in attempt to actually do smth... besides stoning, crapping, reading comics, chatting online, playing and re correcting the ORIGIAL STRATEGY.... we did nothing.... GONE LIAO... and it's like in 2 days time... How can we actually defeat tat stupid monster....
Hope me and my Elizabeth can pull through
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Friday, April 08, 2005
The Campaign Expedition starts..
Insights to Life...Happiness is usually where u find but not where u seek...
Wah...crap... the campaign against the black serpent hereby starts... Seriously nerve wrecking.. haiz. Staked our at felow Asssualt campaign peer's base camp last nite mass whacking strategies to slay and counter the serpent's attack... lasted almost the whole nite... supposed to stay over and zham his X box tracking device and the Central Of Monitoring Phyllia monsters ... onli to find out a whole heap of Alchemy and Strategic Movement scrolls await my blank stares...
So haf to zhao home... then struck wif a thought tat i cant navigate out of his base camp area... since a huge forest lies between his camp... and the main route to the dock at Bi Mountain. I got in wif the help of a caravan passing the area. Endured further crap by summoning my Knight Fuhur's caravan..onli to find tat he got lost in the forest too... B4 anyhow whack upon the exit and found the base camp. Hitched a seriously confusing and mentally challenging route out of the forest (remembering paths names within the forest in the dead of the nite when both u and ur Knight Fuhur are half zonked out is extremely tough... considering both of us are morons wif complete no sense of orientation... ) So somehow after going around in circles, finally got out....
Reached base camp... realised tat we got lost for a very very very long time... considering it's kinda very late when i left his place...So wa's the pt of zhaoing back to camp... if i didnt haf tat guard duties of mine... i WOULDNT EVEN CARE.... Wah crap.... gave the scrolls irate and pissed stares... actually it was giving Elizabeth those life threatening glares... yes looking at the time it certainly threatens my life... Stoned... went to the river to shower...came back... stared further... then fell asleep...
Wad a wonderful nite
Hope me and my Elizabeth pull through...
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Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Commission of the Saviours of the Oval Table
Insights to Life... Life's too short to be wasted on pondering abt dumb mundane and agonising stuffs...
I realised wad i did for this entire week so far was dumb... self pitiful and totally stupid... Wad a waste of my life to ponder abt the possiblities... if i dun even try... This is GAY CRAP.... Man m i never to consume myself in contemplating confused jealousy and depression...
Haha... somehow crap my way through Commision's Oval Table discussion... so basically i m kinda halfway into the Commisiion... and halfway out of it... Not to say it's a gd thing or a bad thing.. but the final obstacle to enter the Commission... is to slay the legendary black serpent of the West, so tat we can prove or loyalty and braveness for those Jalkans in their safe homes in the Congress can decide and ballot... Wad a wonderfully insane thing...The last time i did this, was to run for Mock Commission back at Assault... Yar... and it's ultimately antagonising if u didnt prove u r brave enough to get into the Commission... hmmm kinda of a personal experience.. haha
Decided to slay the serpent in grps... cant bring myself to journey to the West alone against such monstrousity... Haha... a grp of Assualt buddies who were in the Mock Commission back in Assualt now in Republican Jalkan Congress deciding to mass whack the serpent together.. how innovative...But to get a place in the Commsiion among the 90 plus Jalkans dispatched to slay the serpent isnt very easy... and there r surprisingly a lot of familar faces out there... And 5 out of the 8 original members in my History of Warfare Council are currently on the same mission too... tat's cos 1 left Phyllia, one transferred to Vanguard Jalkan Congress... and 1 decided to be loyal to band or orchestra... A lot of familar faces arh?
Hope me and my Elizabeth will pull through all these crap...
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Monday, April 04, 2005
Confusion
Insights to Life... Strangers are family u havent met yet (5 pple u meet in Heaven)
Now ur blog master ends his desperate outburst of disorientated melancholy and agony as he attempts to navigate his way out of the treacherous abyss known as self esteem...
Hope me and my Elizabeth pull through....
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Saturday, April 02, 2005
Tea can be bad for u....
Insights to Life... Being gay doesnt mean u like guys... it meant u dun like gals...
NEVER EVER drown urself in tea... if u dun mind going to the toilet once in a while...nvm.. considering the hangover... i think this is better...BUT NEVER EVER THINK Herbal tea cures ulcers and sore throats... and drown tat instead of tea... u will haf a gd time...
Hope me and my Elizabeth pull through....
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The Gladiator Championship...
Insights to Life... Wad happened in 4 yrs isnt something 4 months can easily take over....
Haiz...Choices... Notice how many times i started off an entry by sighing and whining.. haha... smth's wrong wif me ever since attaching to Congress... Back at Assault.. whining was like.... hardly... I guess pple change after all....
Gladiator Championship... at the city of Clement once again... remembered the last was like... CANCELLED?? Woke up at around 11.. found a cockroach staring at me next to my tent. Stared back. And took some object and attempt to silence it. Then alerted the entire base camp tat i woke up. Hitched a ride to the town of Clement for the craaaaappp competition... decided not to risk another "going there for nothing". Went there as a referee... but ended more like a score keeper and manual coolie.. Not cos i m gd.. even though i find it hard to deny myself... but cos they are short of pple... A complete waste of time is a mere understatement.. and it dirtied my robe too..
The championship was more like a team based duel in a colosseum. It's pretty intense... if u dun count the job of us score keepers... which is to stare at the very prominent referee... and press the score buttons... so mentally and physically demanding... yes.. it's very difficult to enjoy slurpee, talk crap, laugh at those retarded Jalkans competiting and score keep at the same time...
Then the highlight.. the final bout tat i score keep... Epee match btw Communist Jalkan Congress and Spy Movements Ult agency. It is so absorbing.. 4-5, 8-10, 18-15, 21-21, 26-26, 28-28... if u can negate the fact tat they actually dance around for 3 mins and prance in defencive positions.... WAITING FOR THEIR OPPONENTS... which happens to be doing the same thing.. to be more precise... the entire 2 teams of Jalkans are moving forward and backward...and doing NOTHING ELSE...A bunch of retards... and an even MORE RETARDED me score keeping... Even the journey by galleon back to the city of yioz's more interesting.. at least there's scenery... Wah time seems to fly when u r having fun....
Went spearing wif fellow Jalkans in between bouts (The spears were koped from some stranger) .. lost a 20-14.. wad a thrashing score... Guess wad... Ron's from CY's class... Wah those fri spear trainings reali helps arh... then drew wif another guy 6-6.. b4 getting summoned back...
1 h Galleon ride back to yioz then back to base camp... Decide to drown myself... found out tea can be a perfect subsitute for alcohol... wonderful...
Hope me and my Elizabeth can pull through...
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Friday, April 01, 2005
Elizabeth's back... and i'm gone...
Insights to Life...Choices are like being in a treasure cove... some are either koped or untouchable...
Jus when i thought everything's nice and dandy...Haiz.. if it had to go then i jus haf to let go haha...
Got Elizabeth back from the blacksmith... Good as new haha.. not bad, kept the makeshift sword somewhere hidden in my base camp liao...
Wah.. Fri's wad Super High Intensity Training day arh? Started off wif spearing wif fellow Order mates... haiz.. my spearing still cannot make it.. the shuttlecock can fly like... onto the pillar one... Then came volleying the cannonballs... zhao to Congress... stone in class...
Went for PT.. haha thought it would be a piece of cake... running 8 mins 4 rounds's ok...then came pull ups... then power whack my pectorals at gym... then zhao off for lunch somewhere... ( haha.. all the truth of dare and the whispering.. and the pick a gal crap...)Then came back for spearing... and cannonballing... AGAIN... got thrashed...AGAIN.... (stupid CY.. stupid.. JEN..)
Then if tat wasnt enough... sneaked into swordsmanship practice jus in time for PT AGAIN... wah... INTERVALS leh... zhao here zhao there... kinda craap... (muz go pull my hamstrings too... no WARM UPS leh..) Then did alps and pects training again.... then chords training... wah...sounds so exciting leh run here run there then train arms and alps...
Then went back to plae spearing again.... the results are pretty obvious...
Of cos.. another star glazing session... then spearing again....
Hope me and my Elizabeth survive...
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harlo!
A lot of happiness is overlooked bcos it doesnt cost anything
BE HAPPY
1.must tag b4 u leave
2.i dun feel like mugging!
3.nvm.. pretend i didnt say tat 4.go on.....
