Fact of the entry: What's a Knight without a horse? Cos of the recent scrapping of the compulsory weaponary system (the Pike, the hammEr, the Arrow, the Rapier the haLberd and the Spear) I ended up wif more time to practise Husbandry.. haha... Long time didnt train my horse liao.. It's sliver wif a fit and stern body... most prob gone case now..

It's the dumbest idea i undertook in my entire life to actually go for such nonsensical crap... if writing this blog FOS wasnt dumb enough... Then again it will look weird for a troop of Knights to march into battle without one...But as a Jalkan i never faced a task as crapped as this...

Things i learnt...
1. Never paint 2 banners in a row ever AGAIN......
2. Ponning swordsmanship practice for this is SO NOT WORTH IT
3. Turpentine is ur best fren
4. 6 pple painting a 12 m by 2 m and a 8 m by 2 m banner is SO motivating and in such a fast pace
5. Dots and specks of colour on ur Knight's cotton garb looked so nice
6. Never touch ur Knight Crest wif painted hands.... mine's red now
7. Never once again.... touch the piano at the Congress wif such hands... u dun want to noe wad happened
8. Drawing a human outline wif chalk on red painted floor will pass off very well
9. Never ever ever again volunteer to wash the brush... unless u haf detergent lots of turpentine and a cleaner uncle helping u
10. Always paint the banner when u can watch the details of Operation Overhaul
11. Playing tennis aft banner and wif a stupid sore throat is a VERY GOOD IDEA
12. Green does not go wif black AT ALL... even if it's dirty green
13. A new racket always come in handy to be stained
14. The old one will be no matter wad
15. Sniffing turpentine will make u high
16. Never carry the banner when the wind is blowing... seriously unless u want stained arms..
17. A fren in need doesnt drag u along to deliver something so to protect her from being kidnapped.... yar
18. When necessary u can always blackmail a gossip...

Yar tat's abt it... if u didnt include DUN go out for a mission wif ur Order when u haf a seriously bad sore throat and cannot reply... and if u also dun include eating 6 Strepsils in a row does nothing to help ur sore throat... and if u also dun include the fact that someone"s" rated spongebob 5 and 6 over 10... yar... tat's abt it

See if i ever paint a war banner again...

Hope me and my Elizabeth pull through... in paint tat is