Insights to Life...Obviously, she's outta my league...
Jus when i though the Assualt Command Squad Intellignce's armour is going to last me a life time... Been using it for 4 years now... probably 3/4 foot in the incenerator...Wad can i say, it's a pretty "Holy" armour, and i haf to repatch quite some areas of it...
Then again wad's a Knight without his Shinning Armour like all happily ever after fairy tales proposed? But anything's better than the current armour ur fellow White Knight switched to... It's a matching WHITE armour... Look at those Phyllia Administrative Paladins and u will noe how retarded i feel... (for those seriously slow... paladins are leaders of the knight Communities.. and represents the majority of the Knights in Phyllia b4 the King) Of cos this is not anti those paladins or anything... but wearing the armour feels kinda crap... negating the fact tat the armour itself is oversized for me...
Sent my Elizabeth to the blacksmith todae.. It started rusting brown in colour.. most prob due to those easter eggs i left.. .Dragged a makeshift sword to Congress todae... made by the same blacksmith tat forged Elizabeth. It jus feels weird all of a sudden to carry a brand new sword. Muz get used to it till i retreive my Elizabeth...
Finally, normal Congress crap, after all the barracks and operations and missions. Trying my best to bury the sulky mood of mine.. Cant help it.. all of a sudden pple u noe jus dun exists anymore... A Jalkan's kinda of life. Council went through some extent of transformation... Fellow historian zhaoed liao... kinda sad... *and relieved* jus kidding... Tat meant i m the onli Jalkan... IN THE ENTIRE HERBOLOGY GUILD taking History of Warfare... Wad a surprising turn of events (kinda expected) Those Black Knights zhaoed too... i guess Advanced Mechanics sounds so so so much more interesting than Ways of Merching... Tat left 2.5 males in the Council... THANK GOODNESS guys joined...
Not bad, our council is like all time high wif 28 pple... IF u once again dun count those transferring out cos they got here by mistake. Tsk tsk Tsk, the Congress is so efficent.. wad do u expect, it's Republican leh.. (sorrie.. but my blood still remains red blue and gold). Haiz... Stoned aft sch todae once again... Council? Non existent aft Alchemy Prac... i think's jus my pathetic attempt in vying our Council to be like the wacky 2 last yrs back at Assault Command Squad Knight Academy...
Suffering from a severe case of low self esteem... WAH.. i hate this Princess protecting idea... then how m i supposed to be joyful... SIANZ
Hope me and my Elizabeth... and my new blade survive...
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Saturday, March 26, 2005
Time Travelling
Insights to Life: Cannonballs hardly bounce when soaked... and returning them in the rain is a terrible chore..
Drowning myself in memories of the previous 3 months... the messed up wacky times... hmmm... Decided to sneak into the Management of Eternity research in the Capital of Phyllia to attempt to sneak my way back in time... to relive the times b4 many of them perish in the Operation...
The "jie" crap... the puking.. Order stories, the MIA, the Stoner u Suk... the Princess nonsense.... the Order missions... of cos there's the handsome buggers in the Council... AHHHH.....
No mood to crap once again....
Hope me and my Elizabeth pull through all these emotional mess....
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Friday, March 25, 2005
Operation Overhaul
Fact of the entry:.... i haf so decided to change this portion to Insights to life... not cos i haf nothing to write... jus cos i m seriously very crapped up nowadays and need an outlet... yar... more crapped stuffs to come..
Insights to Life: ...........Life goes on............no matter wad. The world will not stop spinning jus cos anyone cease to exist ....
If 2 day Scouting Barracks at Republic Jalkan Congress was crap.... Operation Overhaul was GAY CRAP.... A lot of fellow Jalkans got killed by those dragons in a massive battle to exterminate them....
No mood for crapping......
Hope me and my Eizabeth pull through...in agony
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Friday, March 18, 2005
Husbandry vs Swordsmanship
Fact of the entry: Congress studies focus on the techniques and tactics used in war and battle, and of cos weaponry and swordsmanship. However, a Knight without stamina is like a cook who's afraid of fire... tat's where Nonchalent Squadron comes in. After 2 years in Congress attachment, Jalkans are enrolled into Barracks, Range or Stable for stamina building. For normal pple like me, we entered Nonchalent Stable for further physical training and of cos... perfecting horse riding techniques, which is ever so impt to a Knight
Haha... i seriously think i shld change this template... haha it's soooo.... i dunno wad to say... then again if i m not busy wif Congress work or missions, i m jus tooooooo lazy to change this thingy...haha, maybe sometime in the future i might change... but tat's the future haha...
Went for yet another mssion wif my Order todae... managed to weasel my way out of guard duties... (wah if my Knight Master finds out...) But of cos... like always there are the few those who got coped wif Council stuffs or battlion crap.... but tat's not the pt. The pt is we were supposed to deliver some secret msg from some lord to another through the Eastern Coast of Phyllia... on horse backs DUH... but the prob is... out of the 7 Jalkans in the Order who went... 3 failed their horse riding..... and cannot ride a horse.....for nuts.. ENDED up spending half the day teaching them how to ride a horse properly... of cos i being such a gd teacher (ahem*) managed to get one of them to ride the horse b4 the other teacher's student (ahem*).
Then realised i needed to zhao back to Congress for swordsmanship training... or risk further guard duties by my Knight Master. So here i m travelling from the Eastern Coast of Phyllia ALL THE WAY BACK TO REPUBLIC CONGRESS WHICH HAPPENED TO BE AROUND THE CENTRE OF PHYLLIA. Took a galley ride... a 1 hour galley ride... there's no dock for galleons near Eastern Coast anyway. Fell asleep on the galley.... woke up... zhao to Congress... jus a little bit late... (yar 1 hour is so a little bit), but nonetheless sneaked into swordsmanship practice.
Finally went to duels after months of foot work. WAH ITS HOW GAY!!!!!!!!!! Sticky, stinky and superly tight armour aside... the Priority crap is starting to get to my nerves.... CRAP i hit first and the priority claims my opponent gets the mark. YAR....and tat umpire thought my beating of the opponent's sword as a blow and gave the priority away... WTH!!!!! Although i won the second duel... wif gay hits of cos.. i got hit like 2 twice on the chest in the first few bouts of the 2nd bouts... And i got sliced on my biceps... the scar shall permenantly stay there.....OUCH
Hope me and my Elizabeth can pull through... in pain and paint....
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005
War banners...
Fact of the entry: What's a Knight without a horse? Cos of the recent scrapping of the compulsory weaponary system (the Pike, the hammEr, the Arrow, the Rapier the haLberd and the Spear) I ended up wif more time to practise Husbandry.. haha... Long time didnt train my horse liao.. It's sliver wif a fit and stern body... most prob gone case now..
It's the dumbest idea i undertook in my entire life to actually go for such nonsensical crap... if writing this blog FOS wasnt dumb enough... Then again it will look weird for a troop of Knights to march into battle without one...But as a Jalkan i never faced a task as crapped as this...
Things i learnt... 1. Never paint 2 banners in a row ever AGAIN...... 2. Ponning swordsmanship practice for this is SO NOT WORTH IT 3. Turpentine is ur best fren 4. 6 pple painting a 12 m by 2 m and a 8 m by 2 m banner is SO motivating and in such a fast pace 5. Dots and specks of colour on ur Knight's cotton garb looked so nice 6. Never touch ur Knight Crest wif painted hands.... mine's red now 7. Never once again.... touch the piano at the Congress wif such hands... u dun want to noe wad happened 8. Drawing a human outline wif chalk on red painted floor will pass off very well 9. Never ever ever again volunteer to wash the brush... unless u haf detergent lots of turpentine and a cleaner uncle helping u 10. Always paint the banner when u can watch the details of Operation Overhaul 11. Playing tennis aft banner and wif a stupid sore throat is a VERY GOOD IDEA 12. Green does not go wif black AT ALL... even if it's dirty green 13. A new racket always come in handy to be stained 14. The old one will be no matter wad 15. Sniffing turpentine will make u high 16. Never carry the banner when the wind is blowing... seriously unless u want stained arms.. 17. A fren in need doesnt drag u along to deliver something so to protect her from being kidnapped.... yar 18. When necessary u can always blackmail a gossip...
Yar tat's abt it... if u didnt include DUN go out for a mission wif ur Order when u haf a seriously bad sore throat and cannot reply... and if u also dun include eating 6 Strepsils in a row does nothing to help ur sore throat... and if u also dun include the fact that someone"s" rated spongebob 5 and 6 over 10... yar... tat's abt it
See if i ever paint a war banner again...
Hope me and my Elizabeth pull through... in paint tat is
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Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Scouting & Spying Barracks...and scandals too
Fact of the entry: Jalkans besides the obivous Council Study they must sit and suffer through (ARGGH...), have to master the art of various weapons used regularly in combat, namely the Pike, hammEr, Arrow, Rapier, haLberd and Spear, besides jus swordplay... of cos Elizabeth being both a sword and a rapier saved me all the troubles... but made it worse to train my swordsplay wif it...
K... haha i cant take the philosophical manner anymore.. haha.. back to my cynical and condosending tone.. and for all those wondering... the last entry is not a poem.. my communication and symbology skills arent up to mark YET...
Barracks at March Hols... wad so interesting A WONDERFUL WASTE OF TIME... whoops to direct... It's STUPIDLY CRAPPED UP.. maybe cos it's abt scouting and reconniteering... yar training for those. K i cannot deny the planning was ns and all... hey there's stimulation War games... but seriously when attendence is CRAP.. The CRAPPEST thing one can do is sCRAP all those ideas the Barrack Organisors spent days and nites slouging...
Dragged Elizabeth to Scouting Barracks yesterday... felt ever so CRAPPED... turn out... did i like say at least half are the trainers? Well think of the positive side effects... Scouting trips around Phyllia ... the Cultural Centre... the Phyllia River... but of cos we ended up at Knight Pool (...pretty obvious where this is...) whacking each other... but tat's not the point... Positive side effects... starting crapping Black Knights jokes and sick ones... got chased out of May Merchant Assosiation cos we were er... EATING SITTING AND HAVING A PIGEON (a tool very impt to scouts..) Yar.. so we played wf ways we could get the pigeon to noe the msg and convey it through...
Scouting Barracks was like... a zoo... never in my Jalkan life haf a seen a goldfish a dory and a rabbit... yar..of all pple she being a rabbit... (where's the anathestics?) Yar.. but of cos the goldfish got stalked by who rabbit called a pervert... and became stalked fish... but's tat another story... Pls lol... it's like we are training to be Knights... and yar a rabbit a dory and a goldfish are such wonderful subsituties for horses...Cant help it... seriously kinda crapped up... slp at 4... decided not to watch the second drama tat nite... pls lol it's Shutter lol... cant slp if i watched... (k... yes i noe..)
Received news from Scout Calvary tat Republic Jalkan Congress undertook some grand mission to exterminate a large number of dragons currently tormenting the Bi Mountain, termed Operation Overhaul... involved the whole Congress... but at least can pon 2 days of Congress studies... YAH
Hope me and my Elizabeth pull through....... at least to Operation Overhaul... haha
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Sunday, March 13, 2005
Cries by a distorted Jalkan
Fact of the entry: Jalkans in a Congress beside being classified into Councils and Order, there exist another term... the Guild. A Guild is like a huge gathering of Jalkans from all over the Congress and is usually due to their interest. In Republic Jalkan Congress, there exists 4 guilds namely, Herbology, Rocketry, Culture and Logistica.
Purple lite, in the Congress That is where, i want to be wif my frens, Best companions With my Elizabeth, my body and me
Council Study Super jia lurd, Guard duties lagly worse Monday Friday, doing PE, With my Elizabeth, my body and me
March Holidays See my Girlfren Saw her with another man, Heartbroken Went back to Congress With my Elizabeth, my body and me
Purple lite At the Promos That is where My body lies If i die Will u pls bury me Wif my Elizabeth, my body and me.......
Hope me and my Elizabeth pull through.......
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Saturday, March 12, 2005
The War... and the loser
Fact of the entry: Pages are trainee Jalkans... meaning they are pple of ambitions to be Jalkans but not yet one... So they are basically enrolled into the Knight Academy to train to be one... So these Pages will then subsequently be promoted to REN, EEN, GER, ULT then squire then offically to Kinghts.
Clutching Elizabeth tightly, a lone, determined warrior strided into battle, leading his fellow dauntless comrades on a conquest of probable doom. Spears blackened the heavens as one by one, they rained downwards onto the charging benemoth, reducing the approaching army into distorted chaos. But this could hardly douse the fury swelled within the knights whose honorable duties to protect Phyllia proved more overwhelming than any phyiscal and mental torture.
The felonious babarians positioned themselves strategically along the banks of the massive River of Phyllia. Approaching them without any galleys made of logs was an impossible task, one in which the lone Jalkan had to overcome. Braving the malevolent storm of spears, he sliced down trees, so much that a cube of what was actually needed to assemble a make-shift raft was obtained hastily.
As the army of Phyllia Jalkans rowed persistently across the River, the babarians arranged themselves into two inequal squads, the minute one for defending the invaders and the other for assualt with spears. The front braced themselves for impact, while the back launched spears curved at such appalling accuracy to render the attackers helpless in the face of the barrage of strikes from the front.
The clash of the titans. Swords of inequal advantage were pitted against the dilapidated spears of the babarians. The blows from those merely glanced off the heavy plates donned by the warriors. Jalkans dominated over the invaders, valiantly condemning them to the land of oblivion.
The ranks of those delinquents were broken by the mammoth strength of the advancing army. This marvellous development partially fractioned the morale of the enemy. The raining of spears decreased drastically as heroic Jalkans marched forward, in triumph.
The confidence of the retreating army underwent a transformation into that of desolation and fear. Dropping their weapons, many turned to flee desperately, only to be routed by the gigantic champions. The babarians faced a quagmire of indefinite defeat. Gnashing their teeth, the emaciated squad attempted to counter, only to be trampled mercilessly.
All were lost. The invasion that never really took place had ended. Just when cries of victory encompassed the atmosphere, a sudden sinister gloom overpowered it. A huge explosion occurred at the heart of the battle field, crippling the Jalkan army. A enormous, fully functional sophisicated piece of technology stood nefariously on top of a hill facing the army. Cannon. Irate, the army tore after it, demolishing it with such rage undescribable by words.
One by one, the survivng Jalkans trotted back to Phyllia, exultant by the victory, dejected by the loss of comrades. Unfortuenate Knights laid buried eternally under the debris of the war, faded into the fabric of time. But admist the symphony of bliss, who could remember the lone Jalkan who an hour ago, led them courageously into battle. He who never returned. He who didnt managed to evade the incoming cannon. He who remained at the warfront, clutching his Elizabeth tightly.......
An account of the War by the fatally wounded White Knight, who miraculously survived the explosion.... and crawled back to Phyllia
Moral of the Story: If u dun feel like training... at least noe wad's coming out....
Hope me and Elizabeth will pull through all these injuries......
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Thursday, March 10, 2005
The Dawn of the Battle
Fact of the entry: For all those slow poke out there who havent realised, in a battlion there existed 2 i/c (commanders), the Knight Fuhur and the Knight Master.. and different battlions of cos have the overall in charge, be it either the Fuhur or the Master. The rest of the battlion are made up by Jalkans, Squires or Knights which are basically led by the both of them.
Wah... i dunno who actually reads this blog lol...haha. This is seriously crapped, i should be rushing to finish my Hist of War essay for the Congress tmr instead of writing weird stuffs down. Been busy this week.. isnt it the same almost every week. Crap.. the guard duty nonsense is seriously starting to get to my nevres.. stupid deal.. must be back base camp to do useless guard duties......GRRRR.
Tmr's the battle against the babarians and i m writing crap, rushing Hist instead of resting in base camp. Got back at 5 todae.. surprisingly early if not for that crap duty... Some princess from a distant country came touring the Congress todae.... didnt c her though... but the entire Congress got so perked by... pls it's jus a blue blood.... inject ink in ur blood... it helps...
Towing Elizabeth everyday is seriously killing me... the newly refined system is so EXTREMELY irritating... got to re train my swordsplay... i guess i shld go and rush my Hist... haha didnt train at al for the babarians... it's confirmed yesterday... the Scout Calvary came reporting to the Congress todae.... Said it was relatively manageable... i haf doubts abt tat... i didnt reali trust tat aft the Troll incident....
Hope me and Elizabeth will pull through.... if i survive the onslaught tmr tat is
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Sunday, March 06, 2005
Preparation for the Invasion
Fact of the entry: Squires as most of u would haf known... are apprentice Knights. Basically they are ULT Jalkans who haf successfully graduated from full time Congress Research and are finally joining Phyllia as Knights... but of cos they need time to adjust...tat's where this term squire comes in, they basically "job shadow" the experienced Knights...DUH
Talk abt preparation... bleh!! Havent even started. Been slacking too much haha. Then again my fellow Jalkans already started vigorous training... (ie mugging) Wah...But's it's all confirmed.. those babarians are attacking in due course...within this week... and Republic Jalkan Congress has offically been called up to defend Phylla...
Got conned to survey the borders by the National ULT Jalkans Service jus yesterday... dun talk abt it... WAH waste my time... the weird morale boasting session is so effective man....i was slping throughout... gd cure for insomanics...haha Contemplated to take a Galleon back.... then once again decided to risk any possible extra PT by calling my Knight Master and her caravan up...
Crapped day... Jus when i made up my mind to NOT prepare at all for the invasion... pls, i haf faith in my skills!!! I got a sudden "cultural shock" when i entered Congress todae... No pts for guessing y. Decided to send Elizabeth to the black smith for re-forging... i hope adding titanium sheets inside helps in my swordsplay.. haha
Forget it lah... die then die lah.. i decided to commit myself to the Commission of Saviours of the Oval Table.. haha.. went for the breifing todae.. everyone attemptted to convince all those Commission N2sians to drop it all... But to be part of the Commission u haf to prove u are brave enough to lead the Congress... i heard u haf to slay some monster to show tat.. hopes it's easy haha
Dun train... planning to jus go and whack those babarians.. haha.. These days my temper is exceptionally short.. been finding myself rather pissed off at times.. even if tat's possible.. One of these days i will blow up... and tat person who pushed me over the limt is so going to die literally mentally pyschologically emotionally and physically... Seriously...
Hope me and Elizabeth can pull through this
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Saturday, March 05, 2005
Attack of the Babarians from the South
Fact of the entry: Knights are merely terms used by pple in our Era to define a status of being able to serve the Society... and of cos Phyllia. But there are of cos, ranks, diversification and classification within the population of Kinghts itself. Yet all Kinghts remain loyal to their lords, whoever they may be.... and fundamentally, in service to the King of Phyllia.
............... Blogging almost everyday is seriously starting to kill me... oh man... and furthermore, due to our battlion restructuration, i m like grounded to guard duty and my onli form of communication... my Knight Crest was confiscated. Whoa.. tough life man.. And this entry is written in total secret.. or my Knight Master will slaughter me literally....
Sat meant no Congress.... YEAH... if u dun haf to travel half way across Phyllia for some nonsense. Barely waking up at 11, ur fellow blog master crawled out of base camp to the dock at the town of yioz and hitched a very very VERY long galleon ride to the town of Clement to participate in the Gladiator tournament-->the showdown of swordsmanship... onli to find tat it's cancelled... CANCELLED leh!!!!!!! WAH waste my time!!!!!!!
Then convinced myself to take my Knight Master's caravan back to base camp... of cos wif scolding for my mental crap for travelling to so far away jus for the sake of fun... Ate. Slept. Woke up at like 4 in the afternnon... Finally a good rest tat i deserved... Then realised i seriously messed up my entire scheldule of trainings... WAH.. dun care lah... very soon my Knight Master will come aft me again.. Tough being in such a battlion... Then again... if i haf so much time writing all these crap... shouldnt i like be training... Haiz... then again i received news from the Congress tat there are certain stirrings in the babarian tribes of the South. The time of the year... to think March breaks are like in a weeks's time. I guessed those babarians will make their movements soon... which meant i will be sent to the front line again to defend Phyllia... Those fags... dun they like haf anything better to do then attack Phyllia every term!?! Woah... judging from the strength of Republic Jalkan Congress... i guess i haf to battle extra hard now lol... See if i can prepare and confirm my Alchemy potions before the invasion... Currently, junding from the rate the babarians are moving, it meant tat there will certainly invade Phyllia on Friday... last day of the Congress for this term, from the south.. Tat meant tactical movements are extremely important... the caculations of the army size is also vital for victory... but nvm... can copy from my fellow Jalkans... (hehe Kevin... mine's on Fri too haha!!!!)
Hope me and my Elizabeth will pull through.....
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Friday, March 04, 2005
The art of scouting...& spying
Fact of the entry: Besides battlion, Army, Council, Congress and Commission, there's the Order of Good people. The Order of Good pple is a massive organisation of Jalkans tat do not relate in any other way to each other, it's more of an interacting group or sm... and goes on mission together... It's the Order against those stupid monsters and enemies running around... The Order is made up of mini Orders.. and mine happened to be The m-Order of Crazy pple......
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.... wad todae is like how GAY lol...... The once a year siege of the A level Monster todae was defended by the graduated Jalkans and of cos the Congress and Phyllia was saved.... but this had nothing to do wif me.... they merely clogged up the cafe.....WAH.....
Dragged my Elizabeth to the Congress as usual todae... slept through half of the lessons.... (wad did our Alchemy teacher say during class arh? WTH?!) Then absent mindedly realised tat there's a MISSION todae lol......Forgot totally bout it... Wah... supposed to travel to the neraby village at the coordiantes j and square 8 to help some commoners defend their farms from the onslaught of monsters...WAH... and half our Order pon lol... got their individual tasks to do... Then in the end onli 5 went.... 4 guys and a lady to be... WTH!!!?!?! Sianz lol... Walking like a bunch of retards to the area.... Then stone down there.... Those monsters are like whoa... ant size... spent less than an hour slaying them and wonder y in the world did we first took up this mission.... Of cos the lunch costs more.... but tat's another story... i think i used up my crowns for this month liao...GONE......
Zhao back to the Congress... onli to find i was late for tactical movement training...Attempted to slice the cannons as they were hurdled towards me....FAILED big time... barely deflected some off my Elizabeth... the rest had to side step... WAH it's seriously very gay lol... and those Jalkans on the next courts were like doing it as though it was easy..............
Suffered in Swordsmanship training.... Then went for Pratical on the Art of Scouting... Being a Knight (to be), scouting for enemies are very important as it provides the Congress wif info....y m i sounding like my Knight Lecturer?!Wah the... wad they teach us... placing spy cams are good for info gathering and Outposts?... U THINK I PEEPING TOM ARH!?!?! (those who noe who i m pls do not ans...) WAD THE.... Then stoned there as the Jalkans decide on the Barrack Camp over the March breaks... WAH.... See if me and my Elizabeth pulls through haha...
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Thursday, March 03, 2005
A day of a Jalkan
Fact of the entry: Being a Jalkan, I haf to carry a heavy rapier to the Congress everyday...and my beloved is a scarlet blade named Elizabeth....tat's at least 2kg heavy......
Wah... Sianz lol.. My muscles are like hurting like siao cos of the stupid swordsmanship trainings yesterday lol. Wah all the lauches and the stupid side steppings are seriously killing my groin muscles lol.... wah... and my triceps hurt from parrying to much blows... and did i like mention the idiotic tactical movement practices? i was like forced to parry all the incoming hand size cannon balls wif my blade lol. And those fags... keep blasting those cannon balls at me... wah....even now as i m typing, my triceps are aching.....
Tat's like yesterday... and todae was even more crapped up!!!!!!! Wah.... dragged my feet back to the Congress from base camp in the morning aft massive battlion restructuration. Zhao to Council to find at least 10 pple leaving the Council aft the Basiz Knighthood Period...wah either go join another Cogress or jus change Council.... must be cos they hate me... haiz
Then in the morning was the Commission elections... The Commission is a group of Jalkans within each the Congress tat serve bascially as leaders... and i want to be inside .. haha call me ambitious or wadever... But seriously the Commission of Saviours of the Oval Table sounds so cool an organisation to miss... and there's peer nomination todae... wah... tried desperately to get pple to vote for me... reason: cos i ask them to... wah!! they actually wrote tat lol... GONE LIAO!!!!!!
Survived 3 hours of my messed up Knight mentor in the Council.... WAH!!!!! Jus cant stand her lol... i mean like wearing a super nice and smiley face every single day 24 hour even when she's angry is seriously very scarrrrrrry leh.......Somemore she is like ultimate posessive in nature... i pity her battlion...Somemore she teaches me First Aid lol.... wah the first aid training todae was crapped lol.... trying to find ot the consituent components of a healthy bandage and how much protein, sugars, fats and starch are present in soe given sample.... and their tests... SIANZ!!!!!
Then there were the infamous Alchemy test tat marks my mood todae. Didnt study yesterday cos was rushing trhough my History of War assignmment.. and even missed the reality show the Royal Race... Wah....... The Knight tutors bought us to Colosselium 1 whereby we haf to defeat a Troll.... without a SWORD!!!!! WAH!!! How to defat a Troll then? Use the knowledge we learnt in Alchemy DUH!!!! WAH!!! A Troll is towering above me and i am hiding in a corner making some dumb acid potion tat is SO ABLE TO TOPPLE A TROLL LOL!!!!!!!!! While i was trying so desperately to use Stoichometry to fill my acid potion... the Troll found me.... Wah onli managed to scar its left eye b4 i got sent scattering across the Colosselium... and the Knight tutors haf to rush in to assist me.... Confirm fail my test lol.... U expect a simple acid potion to pass me my test?!
Realised tat i needed to submit my Grades for slaying the Os Monster by 230... and it's 210 now liao...... or my application for Hectic Socery Skills Research Programme will be terminated... wah... i so want to do te programme lol... i mean Socery sounds so EXCITING (haha).... rushed to find the Knight responsible and submit it jus in time... Thank goodness.Then went for Communications... ended up talking crap on the different genders of Dragons... Like it's of use to me.... Then stoned in the cafe wif my fellow Jalkan frens.... talking crap.. (wah... my Council sure disappeared aft class lol...) Then decide to pon the period on War Songs used in boasting the armies morale.... Yar like a harmoc playing Campaign Songs will haf use in the war lol....Onli me and Elizabeth will pulled through together.......
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Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Change Format... My life... an analogy
k, k ... this blog is seriously very crapped up...so i decided to format everthing over again... i m so very sianz... so pple....
WELCOME TO MY LIFE....
U shall noe the blog master as White Knight. I m currently a graduate from Knighthood Academy, currently attached to a Congress for the first 3 months as trainee Knight, a term fondly known as Jalkans in my era. So basically, i m a Jalkan attached to Republic Jalkan Congress. Oh Yeah, for the readers info, a Congress is a term for multiple armies. So i m currently stuck for Basic Knighthood Training in the first 3 months in Republic.
Just yesterday, i recieved my grades for accomplishing the final test at the end of Knighthood Academy, the grades for my slaying of the O Level Monster. Yar so i kinda did pretty ok... so i m officailly staying in Republic. Oh yeah if u do not yet known, the subjects i take during my Knighthood era consisted of 9 altogether... namely
Communication Skills (between pple) Communication Skills (between animals/monsters/creatures) Basic Alchemy-->the art of creating potions/explosives/chemical tat aids in battles Basic First Aid-->as the subject name suggests Basic Mechanics-->the study of construction of machines used fequently in during battles, eg trebukets, battering rams, catapults etc... History of Warfare -->Duh... the name Symbology-->Study of marks/prints/scars left by creatures and the art of inference and deduction Strategic Command-->the nuturing of planning skills... ie the caculations on where the enemy will approach (velocity/distance.. stuffs like tat) Tactical Movement-->an advanced study of Strategic Command tat includes differentiation and integration and plenty more caculation stuffs...
Of cos i didnt take the course on Terrain Control and Study, a research on the physical surafce of the battle field.
So i like it or not, i m staying in Republic. k to understand my life better, u need to first understand the concepts of Knighthood and the organisations. in my world, pple like u and me undergo 10 yrs of knighthood training at the Academy before being attached to a Congress for further studies and development for 2 yrs, before undegoing an intense training to whipped all the Jalkans into shape, then we enrolled into the Congress itself for a research on a particular field before becoming real Knights to protect our Country. My country, Phyllia, has plenty of Congress within it. A Congress is made up milllions of armies and Councils which plays a key role in the defence of Phyllia. A council is a team of Jalkans inder the supervision of a Knight in the Congress and the entire council undergoes Congress studies together.
Besides Congress and Council, there's still the battlion. A battlion is a single unit of the army. A battlion usually comprises of two Knights and unlimited amount of Jalkans. Of cos within Jalkans, there are levels, namely, the REN Jalkans, EEN Jalkans, GER Jalkans and of cos the ULT Jalkans (remember Jalkans are Knights trainess?) So promotion goes from REN to EEN to GER to ULT before finally to Knights. Of cos there are some Jalkans tat never turned into Knights.... but nvm we shouldnt digress to those...
K now u fairly understand the tip of the ice berg of my life... yar... So currently i m attached to Republic Jalkan Congress.... hah how many times must i repeat this. K of cos there are others Congress out there but all the Congress acts as a defensive barrier within and outside Phyilla. For example there are the Vanguard Jalkan Congress, the Airforce Jalkan Congress, the Navy Jalkans Congres, the Assualt Command Jalkan Congress... u get the idea
K back to the blog master the infamous White Knight. I m currently taking 5 subs for the attachments as a form of further studies... haiz... so sianz...namely...
Advanced Communications Advanced First Aid Advanced Alchemy Advanced Strategy and Tactics Study Advanced History and Strategic Affairs
K... bascially u jus understood my life... haha so for any queries either post or refer to this first entry.....
sheltered from rain
at:4:15 AM
harlo!
A lot of happiness is overlooked bcos it doesnt cost anything
BE HAPPY
1.must tag b4 u leave
2.i dun feel like mugging!
3.nvm.. pretend i didnt say tat 4.go on.....
